Don't Buy Christmas Trees with Packing Peanut on them
That might sound like an odd title, but you all know I’m going to explain it with a story. The year was 2008. Our little family of four was renting an old house in a tiny little town in central Ohio. When I say “old house” I mean that the main part was built in 1850, and the foot-thick wooden floor beams that could be seen from the rough hole that was the basement were so old that I half expected them to be petrified. The floor of that original section slanted heavily downward to the north. I would lay our baby on the carpet in the living room, and she’d roll her way into the computer nook every time because downhill travel was easier. The newer sections, which were the result of various subsequent additions over 150 years or so, didn’t quite line up with the original. As a result, there were odd 6”-12” steps between many of the areas. The rooms themselves were smashed together in a strange format that made no logical sense and were const...